lexifey:

p1nky-swear:

sinqlepringle:

mean-qirls:

fapterbate:

reblog the creator

that just sold us

why David WHY

I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I USED TO CALL U MY FATHER

u fukin let us down david 

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

r u sherlock

davedirk:

ALRIGHT ASSHOLES LISTEN UP

IT APPEARS AS THOUGH SOME PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT SOME ~SECRET~ THAT I’VE BEEN KEEPING

THAT I’M A ……. WOMAN!!! *WOAH GASP*

BUT YOU SEE, FRIENDS, IM NOT A LADY!! IM A BOY!! LIKE AN ALL OUT MANLY MAN DUDE GUY W/E

BUT YOU SEE THE PROBLEM IS, THESE PEOPLE SEE THINGS ON MY CHEST (I CALL THEM MY BREASTICLES PERSONALLY), NOTICE THE LACK OF DICK OBVIOUS IN MY PANTS, AND THAT I HAVE A SLAMMING BAMMIN BOOTYLICIOUS FIGURE 

SO THEY ASSUME THAT IM LYING

HERES A SUPER COOL SECRET THOUGH: YOUR GENITALS/BODY AND YOUR ASSIGNED BIRTH SEX HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE

SO YES, I DO HAVE LADY PARTS, AND I AM CONSTANTLY MISGENDERED BY PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME BECAUSE THEY WERE AROUND BEFORE I HAD FIGURED MYSELF OUT

BUT THATS NOT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS

AS FAR AS I, MY FRIENDS, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW/CARE ABOUT

IM A TEENAGE BOY NAMED LIAM

NICE TO FUCKING MEET YOU

alegbra:

alegbra:

i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around

none of my popular text posts even involve puns

actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning

I dislike being outnumbered. It makes for too much stupid in the room.

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

sexual

littlespacecase:

• Societal expectations of masculinity
• Societal expectations to provide for women
• No long term reversible male birth control
• Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
• Unfair treatment in child custody battles
• Alimony 
• No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

• The friend zone
• Women not dating you
• “Fucking femnazis”